{"product_id":"onlyfans-fan-parody-vinyl-decal","title":"OnlyFans Fan Parody Vinyl Decal","description":"\u003cp\u003eYes, it is a fan. An electric desk fan, blowing three little wind lines, parked right next to two words you have definitely seen somewhere else. This is a \u003cstrong\u003eparody\u003c\/strong\u003e decal, an original Bullard Vinyl Co. joke in the design's signature two blues: the only fans around here are the kind that keep you cool and oscillate. No subscription. No paywall. Just breeze.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade to order from layered cut vinyl, supplied assembled with transfer tape. 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